Snarry Drabbles: If the Skirt Fits...

Title If the Skirt Fits…
Rating R
Word Count 100 x 3
Pairing/Prompt Snape/Harry, “skirt”
A/N My first attempt at skirt porn… are you surprised it’s for [info]alisanne?
Disclaimer JKR's, not mine. Just for fun.



Severus adjusted the sporran so that its strap fit snugly over his hips before securing the front with a pin that looked suspiciously like a stirring rod.

“Are you wearing a skirt?” Harry laughed as he entered the bedroom.

“I’ll have you know this kilt is in the Loch Ness tartan. I’m surprised you’ve never seen one before, considering Hogwarts is in Scotland.”

“Sorry, I’m just not used to seeing your knees… unless we’re in bed, of course,” Harry grinned.

“Cheeky brat,” grumbled Severus.

“So, what are you wearing under it?”

“Why don’t you come over here and find out?”

*~*

Harry knelt before Severus and slid his hands up firm thighs lightly covered with wiry black hairs. The kilt’s fabric tickled Harry’s forearms.

“Why, Severus,” Harry said as he cupped Severus’ bare arse cheeks. “You’ve forgotten your smalls.”

Harry teased Severus’ pucker with one deft finger, bringing the other hand to the front to cup his bollocks. Severus’ cock rose out of its nest of dark curls, bringing the leaking head to within millimetres of Harry’s lips.

Harry’s tongue darted out, tasting the clear fluid before burying his nose in those dark curls as he swallowed around Severus’ turgid prick.

*~*
Divestio!

Harry shivered as Severus’ spell removed his clothing. He reclined on their large, four-poster bed and spread his legs in anticipation.

Lubricious!

The familiar preparatory spell tingled as it left Harry’s channel clean, slick and loose. Next, Harry felt the blunt head of Severus’ cock as he aligned it with Harry’s entrance, and impaled himself with a single thrust.

Harry hugged his knees to his chest as Severus pounded into him. The kilt caressed Harry’s arse cheeks, and Harry saw stars as Severus hit his prostate with astounding accuracy. Harry spurted his release just as Severus shuddered above him.
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Comments

Mmmmmm!
*licks*
I got skirt!porn, yay! *dances*
Thanks, hon, this is delicious! *g*
I'm so glad you liked it. You almost didn't get the porn, just the skirt. Luckily my muse decided to cooperate.
Guh. I'd say the skirt definitely fits. *mind wanders to images of Snape in a kilt... or an actual skirt... mmm...*

Oh, yeah. Most definitely.
Thank you! I tried for an actual skirt... but [info]alisanne assured me that a kilt was close enough.
Yummy! Harry such a nosy person...
Yes, lucky for Severus, he is!
Lovely.

Lucky alisanne.

Thanks for sharing.
Thank you for commenting! I'm glad you liked it.
Egads - that's hot!
Why, thank you!
very nice!
Glad you liked it!
OHHHHH...! I can't resist a man in a kilt either...especially when I know he's going regimental!
I'm so glad you liked it!