Angela Snape's Asylum

I never thought I'd get to the point where I'd want a list of everything, all in one place. Who knew?


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Now that the reveals are up... thank you to eeyore9990 who wrote A Series of Unfortunate Misunderstandings, a lovely first time Charlie/Draco with a side of Bill/Neville, and a very cheeky Minerva.

My story, for lilyseyes, is below.

Title: The Deluxe Tour
Author: angela_snape
Recipient: lilyseyes
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Charlie Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2300
Summary: Draco Malfoy goes to Romania to learn about dragon-induced injuries, but gets distracted by a certain dragon handler along the way.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Highlight for Warnings: *semi-public sex, oral sex, rimming, anal sex*
AN: Thank you very much to my beta, leela_cat, who greatly improved this story. Any further mistakes are mine alone.

( The Deluxe Tour )

Ok, so I really should be gearing up for BTS... since school starts in 10 days. But, shiny meme beckoned, via blamebrampton and others, so here it is:

Quoted from Brammers: Some strange, twisted genius has invented Translation Party, a site that translates your text from English to Japanese and back, and back, and back, until it reaches an equilibrium where the translations are stable.

Take the first lines from 10 of your fics (I tried to go with the longer ones where possible), and put it into the textbox... then copy the final result beneath.

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Now that the reveals are up... I can post my contribution to weasley_fest.

Congratulations to sweetmelodykiss for guessing my story ... a gift drabble is in progress.

Also... I'd like to thank lee_west (westwardlee at LJ) for my gift, The Cat and the Lizard, featuring Charlie Weasley & Kingsley Shacklebolt.

Title: Touched by Dragons
Author: angela_snape
Gift For: okydoky
Rating R
Featured Character or Pairing(s): Charlie Weasley/Draco Malfoy
Summary: A bad reaction to a burn treatment leads to a different sort of reaction to a burn specialist.
Warnings: Highlight to read * UST, wanking *
Word Count: 2830
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Author's notes: Big thanks to my beta, firefly124. Any further mistakes are mine alone. Written for weasley_fest 2009 on LJ.

( Touched by Dragons )

Now that the reveals are up for Snarry-a-Thon, I can take credit for my entry, Harry's Digital Obsession, my longest Snarry to date, but not my longest story, which is probably Billville, if it isn't the Snape/Picard crossover I wrote for Harry Holidays. But, I digress... on to the Snarry!

Title: Harry’s Digital Obsession
Author: angela_snape
Other pairings/threesome: brief mention of Severus Snape/Bill Weasley, Bill Weasley/Neville Longbottom
Rating: PG
Word count: 2100
Warning(s): EWE
Prompt: 81: Harry sees Snape with another man and now can't stop thinking about a certain attribute of Snape's--but not his cock or arse.
Summary: After Harry Potter gets over his surprise at learning that Severus Snape is gay, memories of a certain kiss haunt him.
A/N: Thanks to jin_fenghuang and leela_cat for beta assistance.

( Harry’s Digital Obsession )

alisanne wrote Snarry for me ... with a side of Billville, even! It's a bit fluffy, but I'd expect no less from alisanne. *G*

It's called Not So Blind, and it was a delightful surprise to come home to after a crazy week at work.

If you like fluff, Snarry, or Billville (and it's minor Billville, more of a "side" than the main course), go on over and give her some &hearts.

lesyeuxverts wrote Charlie/Kingsley fic for me!

More Faith is a wonderful little ficlet full of misunderstanding & making up (& out).

If you like Charlie & Kingsley... go read it, then tell her how much ou like it.

... As stolen from eeyore9990 Her rules: Everyone takes a line from one of your old fics and adds to the following. To make it even better, tell the next person(people) in line which line to add.

Her first line came from a Blaise/Neville PWP, and lesyeuxverts' second line from Borrowed Light, a MM/AD fic.

So here we go! Select one of your fics at random, and copy/paste the fourth line onto this. My contribution comes from one of my Kingsley/Charlie drabbles.

The Great Collaboration Fic, Version 1.1.2 (ish)

Blaise watched, eyes narrowed speculatively, as Neville dug his hands into the earth.

There's balance in the imbalance, and Minerva revels in the teeter-totter moments in life, the instant when being turns into becoming.

“Here?” Kingsley asked in a low voice.

This story took a lot more work than I initially suspected it would... research, which I don't need to do quite so much of when I am writing a strict HP story, because I wasn't as familiar with the canon as I thought. Luckily, I found a great website that gave me specifications about the Enterprise, and dates for things like when Data was built.

Title: To Boldly Go Where No Wizard Has Gone Before
Author: angela_snape
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~3200
Pairings/characters: Severus Snape/Jean Luc Picard
Summary: An Apparition mishap lands Severus Snape nearly 400 years in the future.
Warnings: Highlight to read * frottage *
Author's notes: Crossover between HP and Star Trek: the Next Generation. Gift fic for treewishes in the harry_holidays fest, 2008. Thanks to snapesgirl_62 & lesyeuxverts for beta assistance.

( To Boldly Go Where No Wizard Has Gone Before )

Wow, 2008 has nearly finished, and as I spent Monday evening updating/coding my fic list, I realized that I've done a whole lot of writing, a lot of it 100 words at a time. Here goes...

( OMG... over 32200 words? )

Now that the Master List has been posted, I can take credit for my entry, These Small Beginnings, which I wrote for the lovely and talented alisanne.

I'd also like to thank sassy_cissa who wrote Gifts My Mother Gave Me, a wonderful Billville that I keep going back to re-read. Please check it out if you've missed it and tell her how wonderful it is!

Title: These Small Beginnings
Author: angela_snape
Recipient: alisanne
Pairing: Neville Longbottom/Bill Weasley
Rating: R
Word Count: 3500
Summary: Neville solves a mystery. Or two.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.
Highlight for Warnings: *m/m oral sex *
AN: Thanks to sweetmelodykiss for encouraging me along the way. Thanks to my betas, eeyore9990 and suntzu_s - any remaining mistakes are mine alone.

( These Small Beginnings )

Posting two days early so sassy_cissa can have a bit more time.

Day: 19 17
Title: Summer Lovin’
Author: angela_snape
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Neville Longbottom/Charlie Weasley
Summary: Professor Longbottom spends his summer holiday in Romania.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
Warning(s): None, really.
Word Count: ~1200
Author's Notes: Thanks to celandineb for the pairing suggestion and prompt “no regrets”. Thanks to sweetmelodykiss for the encouragement when I was starting out with this one. Beta’d by eeyore9990 and Brit-picked by suntzu_s.

( Summer Lovin’ )

... and it was written for me! *squee*


foudebassan wrote A Horntailed Hungarian Romance, featuring my favourite rarepair, Charlie & Kingsley, and lots of dragons: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/portus_envy/3596.html


bluestocking79 wrote Détente, a lovely, pre-slashy Snarry: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/portus_envy/5145.html

Go read them & give the authors some love.

the Herbologist who has everything for a birthday present?

Any ideas? What would be the perfect gift?

I was away for the weekend ... and came back to a plethora of these. I did my two longest (though by no means "long") fics, the ones I wrote for phoenix_flies. The first one is "Aloha Neville", and the second is "In an Unkempt Garden".

So go here and vote for your favourite fic & art...

Can you guess which story is mine?? First person who does gets a drabble. (sorry Lyv, had to take that idea - I actually have some time to write again, woo hoo!!)

With the latest round of the fest over, I can finally post this here.

Title: In an Unkempt Garden
Author: angela_snape
Prompt: #40. Neville is with one of the male Weasleys, but another male wants him for himself (prefer no Neville/Percy). (suggested by kaellite)
Pairing/Characters: Bill Weasley/Neville Longbottom, Charlie Weasley
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1160
Author's Notes (if any): Ties in to my first phoenix_flies fic, Aloha, Neville.
Betas: Thanks to aunty_marion for the Brit-picking and lesyeuxverts for catching those pesky adverbs for me. =)

( In an Unkempt Garden )

Yay! My phoenix_flies fic, In an Unkempt Garden was posted today!

For those of you following along with Bill & Neville, it finishes off what began in Aloha, Neville, which I wrote for the last round of the fest.

I keep referring people back to this fic, with my Billville drabbles, but I just realized that I have never actually posted it here, to my IJ.

Time to correct that!

Title: Aloha, Neville
Author: angela_snape
Prompt: #10. How/why Neville gets recruited to be the new Herbology professor. Fluff if there's a pairing, gen is fine too, silliness appreciated.
Pairing/Characters: Neville Longbottom, Pomona Sprout
Rating: G
Word Count: 2388
Warnings (if any): hints of slash & mpreg
Author's Notes (if any): Thanks to everyone who encouraged me along the way, especially lesyeuxverts, who taught me a lot of what I’d forgotten about the writing process.

( Aloha, Neville )

Ack! I never thought I'd be making a post like this, but, here's a handy (if brief) list of what angela_snape wrote this year, organized by characters (though most of it focuses on one character, and not who you might guess based on my username...):

( Hermione Granger: )

( Neville Longbottom, Bill Weasley: )

( Severus Snape, Harry Potter: )

OMG, I wrote over 5000 words. Not bad for someone who six months ago figured her only constructive role in fandom was to be a beta...